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Review: “Tron Legacy”, movie
It’s a typical quest story: reluctant hero (Sam) gets a message which sets him off on his journey, where he meets a wise old individual (Kevin) and mythical creature (Quorra) on the way to defeat the bad guy (Clu) and save the world. Somehow, along the way, hero wins and the lost warrior does something to redeem himself.
Disney’s “Tron Legacy” is a hard one to review insofar as I think it’ll be loved by some audiences and hated by others.
Likely Supporters:
Computer geeks (nothing wrong with that, embrace it)
People who loved the original movie back in ’82
Boys aged 8+
Popcorn crowd up to the age of 40.
Likely Naysayers:
Script-writers & novelists (who get pounded by editors to write better characters)
Arts students (who know about “the arc”)
People who like well-developed characters
People who don’t like fast motorbikes.
The movie was a visual feast and the imaged cyber universe, quite impressive, but the dialogue and character development was lame, almost an afterthought. The movie was fantastical in the way that “The Matrix” was, but without the obvious depth. To its credit, however, “Tron Legacy” didn’t take itself as seriously as “The Matrix”.
If you’re a parent, wondering whether it’s okay for your teenagers, well, I’d have to say yes, insofar as it was a clean film: no sex scenes, no horribly smutty stuff (other than female robots in skin-tight plastic suits and stilettos), no frightful messages. It was a boy meets girl cliche in the end, but who cares. Your kids might hassle you for an RSPCA rescue pet as well, because it’s made out to be really, like cool – to impress the chicks, particularly.
Disney overclocked its computers and came up with a movie that will impress the crowds who know what overclocking means, and quite possibly, lots who don’t.
Review: “Tangled”, the movie
Disney’s kids’ flick, “Tangled” came out in Aussie cinemas yesterday.
It’s a gorgeous, hilarious re-imagined, Disney interpretation of the classic fairytale, “Rapunzel”. To its credit, the film isn’t called “Rapunzel” (unlike “Gulliver’s Travels” which were nothing of the sort).
Even Rotten Tomatos loves this movie.
I won’t give away the story, but will say that it’s worth taking the kids to. Everyone gets plenty of laughs and the Disney magic sparkles. The tunes were cute, the morals were intact and the pictures sure were pretty.
And, does it make the parentals hide behind Kleenex? Indeed, it does.
Thumbs up. Go see it.
(And, parents of little girls, be ready for the conversation about how long they’re going to grow their hair….)
4,000 Thank you’s

This week, my little blog surprised me by clocking its 4000th visit, so I thought it a good time to say, thanks for swinging by (and coming back). I hope 2011 treats you well.
Smiles,
T.
Queensland Floods: an Underwater World story
Local readers would know that my home state of Queensland is currently experiencing unprecedented flooding – the affected area is bigger than our neighbouring state of New South Wales. For international readers, it exceeds the combined area of Germany and France. The city of Rockhampton is now cut off, with the Fitzroy River still to peak.
While I’m fine and far away, friends in the country aren’t. On NYE, I received a humorous but heart-breaking email from the Tan family of Biloela. Read the email below (reprinted with permission), and you’ll understand what I love about the country (I lived there for >6 years) – it’s the indomitable spirit of the people.
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New Year’s Eve, 2010.
Ours is just one disaster story among many. I truly regret the loss of our cars – If only we had shifted them – if only we’d known the large volume of water that would come down from the town (this is not flooding from creeks but storm run-off from the town – our property is below the level of the town). Our downstairs was thigh-high in water and all we’d done was pile things to bed & bench-top height.
Ok – have to go. Have just fielded 5 phone calls – it’s been lovely to hear from friends during a difficult time.
Dominique
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From: Richard
Sent: Friday, 31 December 2010 7:20 AM
We are fine! (sob, sob)
The place stinks.
The grass is rotting, the earth is oozing.
Dead fish and dead pigeons & chooks everywhere.
We are into day 3 of cleaning up.
So far, we’ve taken 4 Toyota loads of dead stuff to the dump (our own dump on the farm is still under water).
Look at the bright side: I’ll know how to set up the farm to avoid flood damage in future.
Also, the bamboo is the brightest they have looked since coming out of the drought.
I had photos taken whilst the water was rising.
Then, I left the camera in the Lexus.
Overnight, the Lexus got drowned.
Now, I’m waiting to see if the memory card will work, when it dries out.
I just caught my chest freezer as it floated out the back door of the carport.
I hitched it to the stairs by the electrical chord, next to the dinghy.
Good thing I saved the freezer.
The freezer had my entire fishing catch from my November fishing trip.
(SES took fish into town) I bought a new freezer, now in a friend’s carport, up town.
We also retrieved a freezer full of meat (about 150 kg) from another freezer that was in another shed.
We had killed a young bull the week before Xmas.
Our plumber, a good friend, restored fresh water to the house yesterday.
Good to have first shower after 4 days (having ‘bird-baths’ before that).
A retired electrician restored power to one of my bore-pumps.
Our normal electrician was stranded at Byfield (see ByfieldGetaway.com)
This enabled to keep all my Soon Hock fish alive (small mercies).
Also, this supplied drinking water to my pigeons that have survived (about 3,000).
Our two builders (they built sheds, etc) and family members, came to help in the cleanup.
They helped to drain water away, went through cages pulling out dead birds, etc.
It’s amazing how everyone came to help.
The numbers of people ringing up to offer help was incredible.
We are just grateful that we are not as badly off as other towns.
We can survive.
It’ll soon be a memory.
Richard
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The full extent of the Queensland floods will be realised when insurance assessors (currently stranded in Rockhampton) come out to affected areas and determine that some people are covered; some partially covered; and some, not at all. Many producers didn’t or couldn’t insure their animals. Furthermore, insurance companies will be particular about who’s covered under flood or storm water run-off.
Many of the people badly affected by these floods put food on Australia’s table and keep the lights on. It’s perversely bad luck to suffer floods after surviving terrible drought.
Keep these communities in your thoughts. Help out, if you can. And let’s hope the state and federal governments get the assistance packages right and in a timely manner. Country folk aren’t prone to asking for outside help (Moura SES has already closed the donation line, citing the immense charity of nearby Biloela residents), but they’re certainly going to be needing it.
Do you have any photos or stories about the floods?
Please add your words of support for flood victims to the comments.
UPDATE: Reader Lee has a great TIP, which might help those with WATERLOGGED ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT (Richard: maybe it’ll help your camera card?). ***Place water-affected electrical equipment into a sealed bag of uncooked rice for 3 days – the dry rice sucks out the moisture. DON’T turn on the camera/DS/phone until 3 days of drying, as you’ll fry the electricals.*** This has worked for a DS dropped into a toilet and a mobile phone that took a bath. Hope this helps.
LOL: The Origins of Smalltalk
This time of year involves much socialising and smalltalk. For tips on how to do it effectively and how it originated, check out this clip. Enjoy!
LOL: Sacrifice the weatherman
With the unrelenting weather we’ve been experiencing lately (storms, Storms, STORMS), this little comedy skit strikes a chord. Stay dry & enjoy!
LOL: The Facebook Song (Are you f*ckin’ kidding me?)
For your pleasure, a little song by Brisbane girl, Kate Miller-Heidke about setting boundaries with Facebook friending. (Warning: language).
Have a fabulous Friday.
(With thanks to Reader Nella).
Comedy in cat food labelling
This week, the Six-Kilo-Cat developed her annual fussy-with-furballs problem, necessitating the administration of twice daily tablets, Cat-Lax paste and a whole new menu.
Scratched-up and emotionally crippled by the ordeal, I took myself to the shops in search of new cat chow – something to hide tablets in, chiefly. To this point, I’d managed to stay within the Kia-to-Corolla range of cat food, but desperation finally brought me to the Rolls Royce of kitty cuisine.
Well, how funny did I feel, reading the labels:
* pate, marinade, jus, sauce and gravy (nary a jelly at this price point)
* sliced, shredded, whole, or strips
* chicken, turkey, duck, whitemeat, ocean fish (how discriminatory), prawns, beef, chicken hearts and livers, virgin tuna (as opposed to what, exactly?)
* accented with long grain rice, tossed with vegetables
* a delight, affair or banquet?
Readers would know that truth in advertising is something I hold dear, mainly because it happens so rarely. Give me a brand of cat food, something like this:
* Ducks’ guts in goop
* Fish eyes ‘n fins jelly
* Chicken wobblies in sauce
* Beef offal with cereal.
As the kids insightfully point out, the cat can’t read. However, after all the fuss and big-spending on new food, the kids also advise me that the boss only eats what comes out of light pink tins and still spits out the tablets. Go figure.
E-books & the death of book stores

With the arrival of e-books, people in publishing are deeply worried about:
A. the survival of brick ‘n mortar book stores; and
B. the future of traditional paper publishing.
What the conversation is missing, is the consumer.
What do consumers want?
Do they want paper books to continue as they are?
Do they want physical book stores?
Do they prefer e-books and e-stores?
Can they continue to have both?
Will they mind waiting longer to get Print On Demand books, instead of just taking something off a shelf?
What about the cost of books and e-devices?
In this post, I’ll focus on the effect of pricing and invite your thoughts.
The price of books & the death of book stores
The price of books in Australia is always a contentious issue. They seem expensive and yet, very few authors can live off their writing and book sellers are bleeding. People in all aspects of publishing live modestly. There’s lots of love, but not a lot of money. Why?
Book shops are diversifying more into gift lines and coffee, since book selling is becoming uneconomic due to:
* on-line selling;
* predatory discounting practices of department stores; and
* e-book retailers because (in Australia) brick ‘n mortar stores aren’t able to sell e-books (why?!).
I’ll briefly touch upon the main players in the price wars.
Parallel importation?
Over a year ago, book sellers, led by Dymocks, thought that parallel importation would save them. The New Zealand uptake of that policy proved disastrous. You can’t have eggs without chickens. Killing local publishing to save local book selling is at best, wonky thinking.
Predatory pricing
Big department stores sell books cheaper because they demand around 70 per cent off from the publishers, and they use cheap books to lure more people into the store to spend money on other things (to offset the discount). This dynamic works for consumers until the competition is killed off, then prices go up and choice goes out the door. It’s not competition; it’s a killing field.
GST
In Australia, GST is applied to all stages of a book’s production. No government has been open to dropping it. Economists tell me it’s because book sellers will apply the GST savings to their own bottom line and not pass it on to consumers.
So the choice is: GST revenue to the government to churn and burn, or leave it in the industry so that more businesses can keep their doors open (and possibly, pass on price reductions to consumers in the line of normal competition?). Frankly, I would’ve thought that an “Education Revolution” (to use a Labor Party slogan) might’ve included books.
E-books will be the final blow to Aussie book stores, unless…
E-books are currently retailing around $9.99 on Amazon and according to Michael Hyatt, there’s no likelihood that prices will sustainably drop below that point. E-publishing and e-distribution, perhaps surprisingly, doesn’t deliver big cost savings.
I think that once publishers work out all the other funky things they can do in the e-world, prices will eventually go up because they’ll be producing more on-line content to sell their books. Publishers will rise from the ashes of burned out book stores insofar as they’ll be selling directly to online consumers.
In America, e-books are rapidly gaining popularity. The Aussie uptake has been slow and the publishing industry has been reluctant to respond to the new paradigm. Australia doesn’t have the population to shoulder massive market changes as readily. That being said, we can’t put it off any longer.
Conclusion
So, what will e-books do to the price of books in Australia? Not much, it seems, unless the government removes the GST from the equation and revises competition law. With the GST in place, more people will shop on-line to avoid it and brick ‘n mortar book stores in Australia will continue their rapid decline in the face of anti-competitive practices by bigger players.
People will go to book shops to have coffee, browse inside books and then purchase them (either in paper or electronic format) elsewhere, online. That’s not a sustainable business model. Book sellers had better come up with something new, quickly, to value-add to the experience of loving books.
While $9.99 for an e-book is up to half the price of a traditional book, you have to buy the e-reader as well. And even though they are coming down in price, will you be buying one for your kids this Christmas? They aren’t so forgiving when dropped. And how many e-books do you have to buy to make up the savings as against the cost of the device?
I’m not against e-books. I’m not advocating for them, either. I love what’s inside books and where those books take me. People should have a choice. I just hope that the Australian government and industry get the balance right, before our favourite book shops bleed out.
QUESTION:
What do you wish you could tell the government or publishing industry in Australia? Do you think book shops will survive?
N.B. I encourage all respectful views. Feel free to disagree, without being disagreeable. No-one has all of the answers. Sharing is caring.




Queensland Floods: Update
The area under water is now like France, Germany and Britain (thanks, Reader Sarah). It’s set to get a lot worse. Worse even, than the infamous 1974 flood.
New Farm Park, Brisbane, Tuesday 12/1/10, 3pm. With thanks, Reader Joanna.
For international readers, it’s like this.
It’s storming across most of the state. It’s been raining for about 6 weeks – as if someone had canceled summer – the ground is boggy and refusing to take any more.
Yesterday, Toowoomba, which is on top of a mountain range (600m above sea level), suffered freak flash flooding. No weather models predicted it. Ten are confirmed dead and 78 missing (as at 7:30pm). There are very few breaks in the weather to allow for helicopter evacuations. More than forty-five people have been plucked from rooftops.
Imagine, a wall of water, up to 8 metres high (26 feet), coming out of nowhere, like an inland tsunami, stacking cars like toys in the main street, washing a house off its stumps, and creeks turning into raging torrents in ten minutes.
That water, an amount approximating the contents of Sydney Harbour, is on its way down the range, towards the capital city, Brisbane. Add to that the fact that Brisbane is built around a tidal river. And that we’ve been experiencing a whole bunch of king tides, with more to come. Pontoons are already drifting down river, north of Brisbane, and the water from inland hasn’t reached us yet (expected in the next 2 days).
Things are worsening minute by minute. For the first time ever, the Myer Centre has been evacuated. The Brisbane River has already broken its banks in several places (Bulimba this morning; West End this afternoon), despite sandbagging. In the centre of town, the Eagle Street Pier businesses have been evacuated, ditto government departments and other businesses. The State Library is expecting inundation.
People leaving work in Brisbane city are stuck in traffic (an hour to get from CBD to Albion). City evacuations aren’t mandatory yet, but recommended.
Some mobile phone services are down. We’re being told to not use phones unless necessary. We’re being told to get off the roads and stay home.
About 13,000 people are without power. Public transport services are being cut hour by hour (Citycat & ferry services aren’t running at all). Gympie Road Lawnton is cut in both directions. Caboolture is cut off – it’s canoe-land. Strathpine is being evacuated. Mums with kids in tow, are waiting 2.5hrs to get council issued sandbags to save their suburban homes.
Many mines are shut. Insurance stocks are being dumped in a hurry. Crops are ruined. Expected $1Billion a month in lost exports on commodities and farm products.
Milk is running out in the shops. Farmers are spilling milk by the truckload, as they can’t get it out of the farm because of flooded roads. Cotton growers haven’t only lost this crop (which is still under water & can’t be harvested), but it’s getting too late to plant next year’s crop.
Highways are cut, leaving people stranded – highways like carparks.
By 8:30am today, inner-city yuppies were buying trolley loads of bottled water. Think, Twilight Zone. People who’ve never had to queue for anything other than good concert tickets, scrambling to Coles for water.
The list of suburbs being evacuated is unbelievably long. Trendy Red Hill has experienced a landslide. There are pot holes and washed out roads, everywhere.
Looking north – the next few hours will bring a tropical storm and expected flash flooding to Cairns and surrounds.
And it’s still raining. Hard. Like, 150mm in 3hrs.
When we’re told not to cross flooded roads, it’s not just because the water could be deeper and faster than you think – but, because you don’t know what’s below the surface …
Don't cross flooded roads! What's beneath? - Goodwood Rd Childers (Photo from Bundy Floods 2010 Facebook Group).)
Leichhardt Highway near Wandoan by Tania W., (Bundy Floods 2010 Facebook Group)
The next two days will be telling as the water reaches Brisbane and major flooding worsens in northern New South Wales. Ipswich is next in line.
http://www.abc.net.au/news
SES ph 132 500
http://www.qld.gov.au/floods ph 1800 173 349
Road closures ph 131 940
Translink.com.au ph. 13 12 30
Flood Information ph 1300 993 191
Emergencies ph 000